Friday, June 13, 2008

fathers day is coming!! gulp....

Trying to stay positive this weekend with fathers day....first I would like to ask for you to send some prayers to my girl jeniece who's dad was admitted to the hospital....and I know that she could use some extra prayers for her and her family....and Carla who just lost her dad a few months ago....and how tough I am sure this fathers day will be.....this holiday has really just made me look at my girls...and it just breaks my heart that I can't bring their dad back...I still have my dad...so really don't know what it's like....but when I see them at 11 & 18 without their dad...it just should'nt be that way.....But we are planning to cook up a giant batch of lasagna for sunday....and celebrate dad's , we can still celebrate and remember what an awesome dad he was...and we are going to take some balloons with special messages to cemetary on sunday...and release them....
then someone sent me this cute email.....few of them made me giggle....and for some reason Alison alot of them reminded me of you......
If you don't smile at some of these you do need THERAPY.......
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee M aker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Wr ite 'For Marijuana'
6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9 . Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Ne tting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
14 . When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

6 comments:

Scrap Evangel said...

Okay, now this is the funniest post I've read in a long time! ROTFL!!

Kelley Popp said...

Staci I think your plans for girls to release balloons for Ed is a lovely one. Just today I was driving into work thinking about the fact that my Dad's not here and I fell apart. I can't imagine being your girls ages and not having him. Hugs to you and your family.

Babydoll said...

HAHAHAHA!!!! I love it!! Especially the one about running from the zoo. I will definitely keep you and your girls in my prayers as well as your friends. :)

Carla said...

Staci-
Thanks for thinking of me... I'm sure this weekend is going to be hard. My mom and I have been talking alot about him today... My thoughts are with your girls, if I feel cheated I can't imagine what they feel.
Tell them I'm thinking about them this weekend and I get it!

love ya-
Carla

Stacey said...

hee hee hee those were hilarious!!!! I will be thinking about you and your girls on Sunday...

Anonymous said...

Thank for sending thoughts and prayers my way...as always I will be thinking of you guys this weekend. Thanks for the good laugh! You know I will be trying most of those!

Jeniece